So, here I sit on this lousy porch roof. It’s not too bad, but it’s certainly not the kind of digs I’m used to. What a rotten night. It rained. There were strange noises coming from the window nearby, like little girls whispering about me. I don’t know where I am, but it’s NOT home! They tried to feed me chicken food, can ya believe it?! They have a dog that has it out for me. And now, here I sit on the roof, thinking I’m safe, and THAT thing starts eyeing me up for breakfast!
Do I even have a TINY chance of surviving this?!
Now if I could only get my bearings and ditch this crazy joint! Can someone shoot me a map or somethin’? For cryin’ out loud!
Morning Star Meadows Farm 
<html><head><style type="text/css">body {word-wrap: break-word; background-color:#ffffff;}</style></head><body><div style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 16px">Ahahahagagagag<br><br><font face="sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14px"><i><font color="#333333">Sent via DROID on Verizon Wireless</font></i></span></font></div><br><br>—–Original message—–<br><blockquote style="; border-left: 2px solid rgb(16, 16, 255); margin-left: 5px; padding-left: 5px;"><div style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px"><b>From: </b>Morning Star Meadows Farm <post@morningstarmeadows.posterous.com><b><br>To: </b>stephanie7334@sbcglobal.net<b><br>Sent: </b>Thu, Sep 22, 2011 12:56:04 GMT+00:00<b><br>Subject: </b>[morningstarmeadows] Not my best of days<br><br></div><div> <div style="width: 600px; font-size: 12px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;" class="PosterousEmail"></div></div></body></html>